Long Time, No Chat

It’s been a couple a weeks since my last update. The colonoscopy confirmed that I have two cysts, about the size of a walnut, growing in my abdomen near the incision site. At first the doctors thought that another major surgery was inevitable. Admittedly, the news shocked our family. I remember, with acute detail, the pain and recovery that the first surgery entailed (just months ago). The Heitzig household geared up for round two. Nate, Janae, and Skip all offered to take turns at the hospital and for home convalescing. I’m blessed to have such support. But my radiologist and surgeon conferred and determined that a less invasive procedure could remedy the situation. A long thing needle will be inserted through my hip region to aspirate the cysts. Thankfully, they’re located in an accessible area. Hopefully, this will relieve all my symptoms and allow the docs to do a biopsy without an incision. Whew!

Reunited

Reunited and it feels so good, this is what comes to my mind when i see this picture. Right now we are in newport beach drinking coffee and discussing the intricacies of life.

Up In Smoke

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So what Every now and again I like to light myself on fire, as a great friend and mentor once told me, "I gotta do what I gotta do." Don't worry there were no Nathans hurt in the filiming of this motion picture, at least not fatally.

Hey sometimes you just gotta light your body on fire, as a mentor in my life once said i gotta do what i gotta do

Hey sometimes you just gotta light your body on fire, as a mentor in my life once said i gotta do what i gotta do

He is risen he is risen indeed.

So my dad likes bunnys and eggs, what? And large bundles of flowers.

praise god

a picture can tell a thousand words, so here is my question to all of you out there what is this picture saying. Is it asking a question, such as what are the true feelings of a hippo when people at a zoo laugh at him? Is it simply making a statement, "hey everyone i like to drink coffee late at night and skin a walrus in the morning?" These are all great guesses, but ultimately the decision is up to you, what do you think it says.

Friends are good

Right now I am watching 24 and as much as I enjoy the show what I truly enjoy is not a bunch of actors playing out scenes with explosions, cool cars, and crazy stunts. What I love about 24 and Prison Break is getting together with a bunch of friends and hanging out, if I didn't have friends I'd probably crawl into a hole and become a hermit, kind of like Yoda. How long do you think I'd have to live in that hole until I started muttering crazy things that are actually extremely intelligent. If I did start muttering these crazy things do you think I say it in a way that doesn't make any sense like Yoda. Anyway's back to the subject friends are really cool and without them I'd be really sad. I bet Yoda was really sad until Luk Skywalker came along and started levitating things with him.

I like dark chocolate

Man I was just sitting here and I realized I really like dark chocolate. Now let me explain myself here not only do I like dark chocolate I stinking love it. If you don't know it there has been an age long battle between to formidale opponents, in one corner dark chocolate, in the other milk chocolate. Now in my opinion Dark Chocolate is for men and milk chocolate is for girls and men that have no self esteem, you see dark chocolate is what God intended chocolate to be. You see contrary to popular belief Chocolate is not sweet it is bitter, and to some unsavory. Chocolate wasn't sweet until mankind got ahold of it and ruined the true essence of what it was intended to be. So technically even Dark Chocolate is a polluted form of true chocolate, it's kind of like Coffee. I believe the only good coffee is black coffee, not any of this sissy frappacino junk, that is for sissy's. There is something pure and wonderful about a nice piece of Dark Chocolate and a warm espresso. Now that is a beautiful thing.

Donde esta casa de pepe

I just really like to say that, me and brandon and eric are moving in together that should be interesting. One thing they don't know about me is that I have night terrors and scream at the top of my lungs and then often times I will pee convulsivly whenever I see someone in the morning. But Im sure they will get over it. Have you ever thought about what you do in the morning, I hear that some people drink raw eggs in the morning. Thats a good idea, if you want to get salmonella, I guess they say that it's a good source of protein. But that doesn't really matter if you get salmonella, then you'll just be a really buff guy with salmonella, and if thats you then you deserve it. Here is a question why doesn't salmonella affect the chickens that have it. I mean that's pretty jacked up, they can give it to you and you can die and they just get to keep on clucking around giving other people salmonella. Stupid Chickens!!! Someday I'm going to make a giant barn full of chicken food and I'll invie all the chickens in the world to come and feast with me. Then when they all get there I'm going to give them some disease that affects chickens and not humans, we'll see how they like that.