Though of the day

Have you ever seen someone that can swallow their entire hand. I think that's pretty cool. I was wondering what else one could swallow, such as their head. How cool would that be if you could swallow your own head. Like your lip goes over your eyes, past your hair and back to your neck. People would be impressed by that. I could get on the Tonight show if I perfected the head swallow. People would respect someone who could swallow thier own head, i know i would. If you have any ideas on how to do this, please send me an email, cause i would like to know!