JBPH

The other night I was watching 24 (the best show ever) and it occured to me that america is just rebellious nothing more. Do you think tha we actually created the first ever super agent? No! James Bond was the first super agent and what nationality was he? British. America has had a long rivalry with Britain trying to be different and better. Lets look at history, Boston Tea Party, Celsius and Farenheight, Left side or right side, guns or billy clubs. We are always mad at each other, and that is all that Jack Bauer is. He is just another statement that america is saying "hey england we're still better than you, you have james bond well he's a sissy compared to Jack Bauer eat our shorts." Also despite the fact that Jack is the most incredible person in the world Chuck Norris could still melt his pancreas just by imagining it. Some people have said that the day Jack Bauer and Chuck Norris meat Armageddon will begin.