Bad Burritos

Today I microwaved a burrito, they should have a class in school on how to microwave a burrito. I mean it looks easy, take it out of the freezer, remove the wrapper, toss it in the midget microwave in a land of giants, dont even need a plate and then put a minute or so on the timer. But 1 of 2 things happen, either you bite into a cold spot and it ruins your burrito eating experience, or you cook it too long and it explodes open and beans ooze out when you try to shove it in your mouth. There was one time when i cooked the perfect burrito, I was so excited i called everyone i knew and even showed Winston, but by the time I got to my burrito it was cold.