My Name Rocks

My name is Nathan Alexander Heitzig. I was named after Alexander the Great, because he was great and so am I. I share a room with my dog Winston. He's a good dog. But I am going to move and leave Winston alone, I secretly hope Winston falls in love with one of the Koi in the pond. And then they could get married. I'm curious if he would move in with the fish and live underwater, or if the fish would grow a set of lungs and live in the house.